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Caveman Wine Reviews: La Granja 360 (and Lola, the Flying Duck)

on 3/30/18 by Miguel A. Suro
9 Comments

So this curious wine features a blue, agitated duck on the label. Her feathers have obviously been ruffled by the La Granja winemakers, since they’re flying all over the place. In fact, the back of the bottle tells us that this particular duck just wanted to fly to a land of never-ending summers (I’ve determined that it’s the Caribbean).

The weirdest wine label I’ve ever read also says “suddenly, a flying pig approached him asking, are you ready for the wine fun“? I’m not kidding:

la granja 360 review

So, of course, I can’t see something like this and not buy it! Who doesn’t read about this duck and get curious, like this dude?

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Summing It Up

Wine: La Granja 360

Grapes: 70% xarel-lo, 30% Parellada. I’ve never heard of these grapes before. Magical, like Lola the flying duck.

Bottom Line: An OK, middle-of-the-road sparkling wine. Little taste; just a lightly sour and dry flavor.

Price: About $6.99 for a 750 mL bottle at Trader Joe’s.

My Rating: 3 out of 5

Details

Origin: Spain

Alcohol: 11.5%.

Looks: A standard sparkling wine bottle with a ruffled duck on the front label and a very strange story on the back.

The wine itself is a pale yellow color.

Smell: Somewhat dry, rancid, and sour smell, with a hint of sweetness at the end.

Taste: Despite its unusual labeling, the La Granja 360 is an unremarkable sparkling wine. It doesn’t have much taste, but for a lightly sour and dry flavor that’s somewhat overpowered by the many bubbles it’s got.

It’s a bit watery, and has a very slightly dry and sour finish that leaves little aftertaste. I haven’t got much more to say – this wine is nothing special. Not great, but not bad, either.

Hangover Factor: Nothing out of the ordinary.

Final Thoughts

Despite my review, I’ll probably buy the La Granja 360 again, just because it’s so cheap. At $6.99 per bottle for a sparkling wine, it would have to be quite nasty for it to not tempt me to get it again. And I know that I can throw a dinner party and get everyone tipsy on something better, and then serve this stuff for the rest of the night. It’s so middle-of-the-road and light flavored that it won’t offend, and also isn’t a budget-buster. Salud!

I leave you with a GIF of a swimming pig, just because:

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Note: This is a series I call Caveman Wine Reviews, because I like to drink wine but am a caveman when it comes to wine knowledge. I know only the basics, and do not have a refined palate. I’ll review the wines on price and what they look, smell, and taste like to me.

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Comments

  1. Cubert says

    March 30, 2018 at 7:25 am

    Rancid?!? Sign me up, Brother! I love that you can write that and still maybe drink it? I think we need to hang out sometime – like minds. 🙂

    Cheers, Miguel!

    Reply
    • The Rich Miser says

      March 30, 2018 at 1:43 pm

      Haha yeah, it wasn’t rancid in the sense that you think “this thing’s gone bad”, but more like in the sense of smelly cheese. (I’m a smelly cheese fan).

      Are you going to FinCon? We’ll be there; let’s have some drinks!

      Cheers!

      Miguel

  2. Tom @ Dividends Diversify says

    March 30, 2018 at 9:16 am

    I don’t drink wine much anymore. Partly due to cost and partly due to hangover factor. It doesn’t always agree with me the next day.

    I’d be interested in more reviews of modestly priced Trader Joe reds. Any recommendations? Tom

    Reply
    • The Rich Miser says

      March 30, 2018 at 1:36 pm

      Hey Tom!

      Sure! For a dry-wine lover like yourself, Lily and I would suggest the Freakshow. It’s not super cheap, but it’s pretty good. Even I liked it, and I prefer sweeter wines.

      Also, the Lindeman’s is good, and incredibly cheap.

      Salud!

      Miguel

  3. Michelle says

    March 31, 2018 at 2:16 pm

    There’s my favorite frugal tip of the day: get everyone drunk on the fancy stuff, serve the cheap stuff after they’re too drunk to notice. Hahaha. Never know what hit ’em.

    Reply
    • The Rich Miser says

      April 1, 2018 at 9:52 pm

      Hey Michelle,

      LOL, thanks! I figure once they’ve had 3 or 4 glasses, the discernment goes out the window! 🙂

      Cheers,

      Miguel

  4. Tom @ Dividends Diversify says

    March 31, 2018 at 3:41 pm

    Thanks Miguel. I have Lindeman’s before and liked it, but forgot about it. Nice value. I will have to be on the look out for Freakshow. Thanks for the links and reviews. Tom

    Reply
  5. Mr Defined Sight says

    April 2, 2018 at 4:09 pm

    lol at the rancid comment! Glad to see you recommend and enjoy Lindemans. We have 3 bottles on hand in the candy room. 🙂

    Reply
    • The Rich Miser says

      April 2, 2018 at 4:31 pm

      In the candy room? What kind of candy? LOL 🙂

      Yeah Lindeman’s is so cheap that I honestly wonder how they make a profit!

      Cheers,
      Miguel

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